All right, let’s get the party cranked up another notch! Janissary is now available on itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/janissary-a-balkan-rock-opera/1438349754
In fact it’s everywhere. You want Amazon? http://a.co/d/0738mQn
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Paul_Shapera_Janissary_A_Balkan_Rock_Opera?id=B4f4yutii46b5t2vv3ussdioize&hl=en
It’s even on Spotify, but i can’t access Spotify from the Balkans so…. i can’t link it. But it’s there. It’s everywhere. Share it! Review it! Take it home and feed it and pet it and maybe let it sleep at the foot of your bed, although you could cuddle with it, it like to cuddle. Do you have aches? Pains? Janissary is the perfect remedy to whatever ails you! Cures baldness! Eases period pain! Ever had a butt massage? Well, Janissary is literally the next best thing. I guarantee at some point in your life you have or will make out with someone who is way worse than Janissary. Do you like dogs? Janissary loves dogs? A cat person? No problem! Janissary loves cats too. Janissary will call your mom on her birthday! Want to commit patricide? Dude, Janissary is all about patricide. Janissary hates everyone you hate and loves every you love. Janissary is also available for Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.
One last note that i’ll bring up in the near future: Lauren is making a lot of noise about putting on some kind of concert of my work. She’s talking next Sept and want to do some kind of… Paul Shapera cabaret, maybe? I’ve been… hesitant but she’s really pushing for it. It would be in the London area and both of us would be directly involved. There are literally no other details, we haven’t discussed any other details, but i’m just…. throwing it out there to see if there’s any sort of interest.
