There are many best things ever.
For some reason, for me, right now, this is one of them.
Go follow Nihilist Arby’s
There’s no God It’s Friday…eat at Arbys and enjoy the few weekends you have left.
— Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) March 13, 2015
Wow, church was a waste of time, considering that there’s no god and life is a cosmic, irrelevant accident. Let’s go to Arbys. — Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) March 15, 2015
Been dying for the weekend? At Arbys it’s always the weekend because time is a meaningless abstraction even as death creeps closer every day
— Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) April 25, 2015
You think YOU’VE got problems? Pfft. You do. Love is an illusion and the brutal persistence of time will destroy you. Arbys: die full. — Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) April 21, 2015
Arbys: we don’t care at all. Just eat our shit and get on with your meaningless existence. Arbys: a place you may go.
— Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) April 19, 2015
Ever sniff so much glue that you briefly feel a joyous burst of hope? When that ends & you feel eternal doom staring you down, think Arbys. — Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) April 15, 2015
Try an arbys angus philly today. Or just buy it & throw it away. Or hell, fuck it. Arbys: we don’t give a shit if you fuck our sandwiches.
— Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) April 4, 2015
Ever wake up and just wanna die? May as well be today. Arbys: a restaurant.
— Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) March 29, 2015
Sure, KFC did that no-bun thing. Now try our thin-sliced, worthless life of pain sandwiched between 2 godless eternities. Arbys: going big.
— Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) March 26, 2015
You’ve done some horrible, unspeakable things. Arbys doesn’t care. Nothing matters. Enjoy horsey sauce. Arbys: put the lotion in the basket
— Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) March 18, 2015
