Normally i only post about my chickens on Patreon, because i am idiotic enough to believe that a T Shirt that reads “I Donate Money To Paul Freaking Shapera And All I Get For It Is Are ******* Chicken Videos” is somehow a sound business model. And yet the idea that you, the unwashed masses of soiled and untilled must churn out your lives without chicken to calm your seething woes, this causes me distress. And by distress i mean i had a whim to share this stupid video so i am.
