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Yes, holy blazing ballsicles, this actually exists. To my utter shock and surprise, it’s pretty decently filled in, and filling in more and more. No, i myself have no hand in it, but you are more than welcome to contribute. Yes, i love it more than i love a number of cookies that aren’t oreos or butter cookies and many flavors of Ben & Jerry, although obviously not Apple Pie, Cookie Dough or Chubby Hubby, because come on. And for the record i love me some cookies and ice cream.
Yes, i peed myself a little reading it. Or just knowing it exists. Or just thinking about tis existence. My bladder is a free flowing spirit of overabundance where this is concerned.
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To all the fine people who are doing this: if i could, i would come to you this very night and pet your little head while you fell asleep and softly sing you cheesy old 70s story ballads, you know, those 70s song that told cute little stories like One Tin Soldier, Harper Valley PTA, and Cats In The Cradle (which would make me cry while singing it to you). And for the record, i can sing all of these straight through. I for you, i would, while gently petting your sleepy little head until you drifted off to a deep and sweet sleep. At which point i would help myself to a cookie in your kitchen (bonus if you’ve got some oreos or butter cookies) and let myself out, being sure to lock the door so you’ll be nice and safe while you dream sweet little dreams of summer afternoons when you were but a carefree tyke. Because you deserve it.
