https://mochalab.bandcamp.com/track/uncle-ravens-storytime-theatre-never-never-land
I should wait to release it. I shouldn’t make such pandering dreck in the first place. I should sit down and take a good look at my life and identify all the many places where i’ve gone wrong. So many bad decisions, so little time to contemplate them all. So screw it. Here it is.
For those of you who have no desire to hear more Raveny drivel and wish it would just go away, we’ll see you in October for the full length rock opera Janissary (by far one of the best things i’ve ever made). For those of you who actually find this sort of thing amusing, let’s go for a spin to areas of town we shouldn’t and drink things we’ll regret tomorrow, shall we?
Uncle Raven’s Storytime Theater! An 18 minute free EP! FREE! Just download and enjoy! If, however, you… wanted to donate in order to help the rock opera Janissary get made… the expensive rock opera that needs donations… i’m just sayin’ if you WANTED to… no one will stop you. It certainly is just a donation. Seeing how this EP violates every known copyright law several times over i absolutely wouldn’t DREAM of charging for it. Oh heavens no.
So here you go. A little 18 minute show. Songs and a story and even viewer mail. Enjoy.
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How to feel better
Step 1: be depressed
Step 2: listen to raven
Step 3: freak out about the fact that Paul just used your name for a pretty sizeable character and just had raven actually talk about him.
Step 4: freak out some more
Step 5: freak out some more
Step 6: feel better
T’was so amazing to hear Raven become human for a little bit at the end and now, I must go listen to “The Fallen” and “Never Never Land” XDDD
I am experiencing so many feelings!!! Thanks so much for this!
Seeing Raven be human at the end has given my life meaning. It’s so weird to see him be anything other than scary and fabulously evil, and I freaking LOVE it!
HOLY HELLLL THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD
Now that I’ve collected myself a little from yelling as a live commentary in the spoilers channel, oh my god I loved that so much. Loooooooved the different bits of songs, Seymour particularly hit me because I had only heard that song exactly a week ago. And of course I was bawling during the last minute or so. Thank you. Thank you so much.
How to sell Raven body pillows in three simple steps:
Step one: Make Raven body pillows
Step two: Make a song that makes EVERY FANGIRL IN THE GODDAMN WORLD WANT TO HUG HIM TO BITS!
Step three: Profit
Or persuade your parents to get you the pillow for Christmas so then your tears of joy can be soaked up by the pillow when you’re holding him and listening to it crying.
Feeding it tears only makes it stronger!
And then once it gathered enough power your Raven pillow will come to life and together with all other Raven body pillows it will take over the world!
*ahem*
ALL BOW TO RAVEN!
MUHAHAHAHAHA
Also Paul you sly fox ^^
Just bought it. Looking forward to listening to it.
By the way, I really liked the album art to the previous album. Would you be interested in a laser engraving of it?