Work On Uncle Raven’s Storytime Theater: Never Never Land

I am WAY into the Cybperpunk Fairytale, but i’m also done enough that i need to not listen to it at all for a couple weeks. I’m recording Kerttu on June 23rd and 24th, so i’m putting it down until a week before recording.

Janissary, the full length rock opera is also in great shape, and the guitarist is recording his parts and i’m lining up singers. (I basically have two out of three set). Intensive work on this one is for mid to late summer.

Which means i finally have the window i’d anticipated to make the Raven EP. You want Raven and medleys? You want the Floozy? You want lore dumps cut up into little pieces and delivered over a batshit collection of random pop culture music snippets? Well sniff your knickers and say badda bing, cause you have come to the right place. To quote master Raven himself: “There’s only one thing to do when you come to a shark and that’s jump that bitch”. We know no shame and neither should you, 20 minutes of pure sado-masochistic pandering is all yours for the low, low price of absolutely free because if i charged money for it i would be breaking a gushing porn torrent of copyright laws, so set your ships’ controls to “why the fuck am i listening to this thing” because it’s coming, like it or not. Some artists fear that point where they jump that shark and take the turn that sent their careers skidding into the dumpster and others rev up that engine even harder before going in there full throttle, sparks a flying, embrace your inner “why on god’s earth is he doing this” because shame is for lesser men.

There’s no release date. But when i’m done i’ll throw it out there.

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