{"id":6091,"date":"2013-11-29T22:08:53","date_gmt":"2013-11-29T22:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/steampunkopera.wordpress.com\/?p=6091"},"modified":"2013-11-29T22:08:53","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T22:08:53","slug":"black-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/black-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Black Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The American shitstorm that is Black Friday is something i cannot understand. The day after giving thanksgiving for all you have, you go out to overcrowded stores en masse and fight with others for stuff that&#8217;s now on sale.<\/p>\n<p>Also, i rediscovered Steely Dan after years upon years off not listening to them because they didn&#8217;t cross my path. I HAD listened to them years ago, but i forgot they existed. Then i remembered and now i&#8217;m totally in a big Steely Dan phase.<\/p>\n<p>Thus:<\/p>\n<p>[youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mTMj8x75pWk]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The American shitstorm that is Black Friday is something i cannot understand. The day after giving thanksgiving for all you have, you go out to overcrowded stores en masse and fight with others for stuff that&#8217;s now on sale. Also, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","clearfix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}