{"id":3867,"date":"2012-08-26T20:15:55","date_gmt":"2012-08-26T20:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/steampunkopera.wordpress.com\/?p=3867"},"modified":"2012-08-26T20:15:55","modified_gmt":"2012-08-26T20:15:55","slug":"modern-swings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/modern-swings\/","title":{"rendered":"Modern Swing(s)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my spare time i research 20s, 30s and 40s music and tropes for&#8230;uh&#8230;. no reason, never mind. But in one of the cheaper ideas for a post, i typed in modern swing and got really cool pictures..of&#8230; swings! No really, some of these are pretty damn cool.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t actually know why you all check this blog every day or so, i don&#8217;t know what it is you want or if i deliver, but if you check this because you don&#8217;t expect\u00a0things\u00a0like swings and one day you get swings&#8230; then hallelujah! Today is your day.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"modern swing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.garden-wood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Best-Decor-Garden-Furniture-Set-Home-Design-Idea.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Seriously, what&#8217;s not to like?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 556px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"modern swing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.homyhomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/design-modern-swing.jpg?resize=556%2C548\" alt=\"\" width=\"556\" height=\"548\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Who, i say WHO does not want to, uhm&#8230; &#8220;do it&#8221; on this thing? I mean come on&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"modern swing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cdn.freshome.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/outdoor-furniture_swing-e1303813913784.jpg?resize=480%2C639\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"639\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">THIS. I WANT THIS.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure style=\"width: 551px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"modern swing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3.amazonaws.com\/static.fab.com\/inspiration\/62270-612x612-2.png?resize=551%2C551\" alt=\"\" width=\"551\" height=\"551\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Uh, the slutty swing? That hand placement&#8230; i guess no qualms about discretion&#8230; Is that even&#8230; comfortable? Possible? Wouldn&#8217;t you fall off once you get&#8230; you know if you accidentally move around too much or arch your back? See, swings = burning questions.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 511px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"modern swing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/purecontemporary.blogs.com\/photos\/uncategorized\/2008\/04\/12\/viteo_swing_2.jpg?resize=511%2C319\" alt=\"\" width=\"511\" height=\"319\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Admittedly, i miss the point of this one. I think design has buggered function.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"modern swing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toxel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/swing03.jpg?resize=450%2C402\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"402\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fuck. And. YES.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"swing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img3.visualizeus.com\/thumbs\/09\/02\/04\/swing%2Cin%2Cfull%2Cswing%2Cgirl%2Ccrazy%2Cswings%2Cwoman-8cbda27b15f3f92e4798fb04e82ecb19_h.jpg?resize=500%2C442\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"442\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Holy&#8230;&#8230; man that cat can SWING! You go, girl.\u00a0<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my spare time i research 20s, 30s and 40s music and tropes for&#8230;uh&#8230;. no reason, never mind. But in one of the cheaper ideas for a post, i typed in modern swing and got really cool pictures..of&#8230; swings! 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