{"id":13461,"date":"2019-03-21T15:08:15","date_gmt":"2019-03-21T15:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steampunkopera.wordpress.com\/?p=13461"},"modified":"2019-03-21T15:08:15","modified_gmt":"2019-03-21T15:08:15","slug":"blood-red-dogs-merch-now-available","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/blood-red-dogs-merch-now-available\/","title":{"rendered":"Blood Red Dogs Merch Now Available!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hoodies! T-Shirts! Posters! Phone cases! What! Art by the fabulous Pixelwayve: https:\/\/www.artstation.com\/pixelwayve Check out her inceredible array of delights, sights and frights.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mochalab.bandcamp.com\/merch\">Merch available through Bandcamp here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I could&#8217;ve included sweatshirts and backpacks, but let&#8217;s see what sells. If there&#8217;s a demand for sweatshirts let me know. All of the other designs can be available for hoodies and sweatshirts too, you just gotta let me know you want them.<\/p>\n<p>We got oxblood black (seriously, i have discovered through going to through shirt options that oxblood black is now my new favorite color), we got red, we got black, we got maroon&#8230; don&#8217;t be shy and walk on by, come on in and give it a try.<\/p>\n<p>(Actually years ago my buddy and i went to New Orleans and ate dinner across from this place that had a live, drag queen show and this guy stood outside trying to entice people to come in. He said that line &#8220;don&#8217;t be shy and walk on by, come on in and give it a try&#8221; about a thousand times as we ate dinner on the veranda above him, so much so that years later it is still burned into my brain. Turned out to be a good show, too.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, step right up, step right up, everyone&#8217;s a winner, bargains galore, it fillets, it chops, it dices, slices, never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn,\u00a0 picks up the kids from school, gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing odors, lengthens, strengthens, it&#8217;s the only product you will ever need. Batteries not included.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13456\" src=\"https:\/\/steampunkopera.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/brd-copy_mockup_front_womens-2_maroon.png?resize=640%2C640\" alt=\"BRD-copy_mockup_Front_Womens-2_Maroon\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13458\" src=\"https:\/\/steampunkopera.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/brd-copy_mockup_front_womens_red.png?resize=640%2C640\" alt=\"BRD-copy_mockup_Front_Womens_Red\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13462\" src=\"https:\/\/steampunkopera.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/brd-poster-18x24_framed_person_person_18x24.png?resize=640%2C640\" alt=\"BRD-Poster-18x24_FRAMED_Person_Person_18x24\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13463\" src=\"https:\/\/steampunkopera.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/brd-poster-18x24_mockup_person_person_18x24.png?resize=640%2C640\" alt=\"BRD-Poster-18x24_mockup_Person_Person_18x24\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13464\" src=\"https:\/\/steampunkopera.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/brd-copy_mockup_case-on-phone_default_samsung-galaxy-s7.png?resize=640%2C640\" alt=\"BRD-copy_mockup_Case-on-phone_Default_Samsung-Galaxy-S7\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoodies! T-Shirts! Posters! Phone cases! What! Art by the fabulous Pixelwayve: https:\/\/www.artstation.com\/pixelwayve Check out her inceredible array of delights, sights and frights. Merch available through Bandcamp here I could&#8217;ve included sweatshirts and backpacks, but let&#8217;s see what sells. 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