{"id":13395,"date":"2019-02-24T10:16:20","date_gmt":"2019-02-24T10:16:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steampunkopera.wordpress.com\/?p=13395"},"modified":"2019-02-24T10:16:20","modified_gmt":"2019-02-24T10:16:20","slug":"how-to-make-paul-pee-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/how-to-make-paul-pee-himself\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Make Paul Pee Himself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13396\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13396\" style=\"width: 890px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13396\" src=\"https:\/\/steampunkopera.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/02\/the-broken-cyborg-cover-d.png?resize=640%2C640\" alt=\"The Broken Cyborg, A Biopunk Fairytale Paul Shapera Art by Shibara\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13396\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">By Shibara<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Because seriously? The moment i saw this my pants screamed in horror as my bladder exploded with joy.<\/p>\n<p>Or is that too much information?<\/p>\n<p>Art by Shibara. It&#8217;s just a more detailed sketch of the cover of hers that i chose, but holy crikey, it practically makes me weep with joy.<\/p>\n<p>Album is right on schedule. I love it. I created it to be an immersive story that plays out like a symphony. I want you feel like you have put on a virtual reality headset and utterly lived out an hour and 10 minute adventure that leaves you gasping. Gasping. I want you to gasp. All the feelz and all the soundz. A simple tale. It really is a simple tale.Told with everything i&#8217;ve got.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230; yes, pee. Shibara&#8217;s art makes me pee myself. I&#8217;m sorry you have to know that. I should probably work on my social filters. But i&#8217;m not. I&#8217;m working on this album. I&#8217;m also thinking of playing it somewhere online on Sunday March 3rd. Once. One live playthrough and then that&#8217;s that until the release. Maybe. I&#8217;m thinking about it. I think about a lot of things. Like changing my pants. And having more filters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Because seriously? The moment i saw this my pants screamed in horror as my bladder exploded with joy. Or is that too much information? Art by Shibara. It&#8217;s just a more detailed sketch of the cover of hers that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","clearfix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulshapera.com\/temp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}